Sunday, October 5, 2008

Uniformly Opposed

My boss asked me last week, "Has there ever been any discussion about uniforms here?"


Uniforms? You gotta be kidding me.


Just so everyone is aware, I will quit my job if someone asks me to wear a uniform. I will just walk right out the door without thinking twice. I haven't worn a uniform since I got out of prison. And I'd like to keep it that way, please.

1 comment:

  1. I don't think that teachers ever have to wear uniforms. Unless they're in gangs. Are you in a gang?

    ReplyDelete

Before you proceed please realize you are only feeding my sick dependence on attention.

Okay, carry on.