Monday, November 8, 2010

How to make chili: a step-by-step guide.

Step one: gather ingredients.

You will need chiles . . . 

(lots of chiles)



meat . . .
 (lots of meat)





bacon . . .
  
(lots of bacon)





onions . . . 
(lots of onions)





garlic . . .
(lots of garlic) 


and some other stuff.


Step two: cook it all.


Ta-dah! You now have chili!

5 comments:

  1. My recipe is:

    Buy Bear Creek chili mix. Dump in boiling water, with tomato paste. Eat.

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  2. Ah, remember how I freaked out because the meat looked like two piles of brains? Glad to know you weren't pulling a Hannibal Lecter... I never heard, did your chili win?

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  3. Thanks for the detailed recipe. :) It looks great, by the way.
    I made White chicken chili for our ward chili cook-off and got the prize for "Most talked about chili." I don't know if that makes it a winner or not, unfortunately...

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  4. One time I won Most Talked About Halloween Costume but that was only because I forgot to put on pants.

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  5. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! I love you!!

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Before you proceed please realize you are only feeding my sick dependence on attention.

Okay, carry on.