Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dear American Consumers:

I love Alla Tsank a lot. Her work is lovely. But I cannot afford Alla Tsank.

So I buy from theblackapple. Because I can afford theblackapple, and it's quite nice as well.



Do you understand what I'm saying?

3 comments:

  1. Dude, I thought at least one person would comment on how ironic it was that I should write such a pretentious post when just two days ago I was so worried that I was overly pretentious.

    I am . . . thoroughly disappointed.

    Where are you, anonymous insulting reader?

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  3. Ok, here's one:

    "I fart in your general direction."

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Before you proceed please realize you are only feeding my sick dependence on attention.

Okay, carry on.