Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Logic

On my key chain, I have a rape whistle. Just in case.



And in my purse I carry a second, backup rape whistle. In case something happens to my primary rape whistle.



This makes perfect sense to me.

5 comments:

  1. You should carry a gun. They make a loud noise too.

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  2. Well that would only make all kinds of sense. ;-)

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  3. So... I'm trying to think of something clever to say here, and everything that pops into my mind is hilarious, but then I become the loser who is joking about rape.

    PS No one jokes about cancer either, did you notice your poll?

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  4. I *did* notice that and, frankly, it made made me quite sad. I hope to live in a world where we can sit around joking about cancer and rape and people with disabilities all day long without repercussion.


    Oh, look, everyone . . . I'm being insensitive.

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Before you proceed please realize you are only feeding my sick dependence on attention.

Okay, carry on.