My birthday is next week! I know that thousands of you are out right now, scouring the shelves for that perfect gift. That's sweet, but it's not at all necessary. I will tell you exactly what I want. See? I'm looking out for my friends.
Here's the list:
Velociraptor (real, caged)
Rollerblades
Dog (pet)
Cat (food for pet)
Ability to fly
Cocktail on DVD
Ride in space shuttle
Dinner with Aaron Eckhart (also would consider marriage proposal, if someone plays his cards right)
World peace
Nachos
5 comments:
That sure is a tall order! I mean, Cocktail on DVD is really hard to find...
what will you name the velociraptor and/or the dog?
What would anyone name a velociraptor? Lightning. Obviously. The dog? Claire.
wow.. i was going Spot on both.
dibs on the nachos! i can totally handle nachos.
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