Dear White Rhino,
Thank you for getting me to work through all this yucky snow. Thank you for having four-wheel drive and those special winter brakes that make driving in snowy weather so much easier. I'm sorry you had to hear all those wretched things I said about the other drivers.
Thank you for having a great sound system to make my commute so much more enjoyable. Also, thanks for the 12-disc CD changer to facilitate my attention-span issues. I'm very sorry about the singing.
I'm sorry you haven't been washed since August. Sorry I bought new floor mats instead of vacuuming. Sorry I haven't treated your leather interior in months. Sorry I whistled at that BMW this morning. I didn't really mean it. Also, sorry about that thing with your bumper back in 2006.
Thank you for being a good sport about the wreath on your grill and the Scentsy thing on your mirror. Thank you for the sunroof so I can see the stars at night. And, speaking of nights, thanks for the summer of 2007 (wink, wink . . . you know what I'm talking about.)
You are the best car in the whole world. I love you, babe.
Love, Kim
2 comments:
That was great.
"(wink, wink . . . you know what I'm talking about."
I got a good chuckle over that one.
Is this love letter a farewell letter as well or are we keeping "White Rhino" around until at least winter is over? Sorry I missed your cookie party. The family came up and I had to play tour guide.
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