Dear Spinach Tortellini,
If I am not supposed to eat you every day then why are you so delicious? That is what I would like to know.
You are what is called "yummy". Also my plan for losing 10 pounds before I go visit my parents is what is called "canceled". I blame you*.
I wish I knew how to quit you,
*And maybe that tub of ciliegine that has mysteriously disappeared from the fridge. But mostly you.