me: So do you like toothpaste-paste or toothpaste-gel?
hot hot man of my dreams: Uh, what?
me: Like do you like the kind that's see-through jelly-type gel? Or the kind that's the thick pasty stuff?
hhmomd: I don't know. I use whatever. I couldn't tell you for sure.
me: Oh....because I only use the pasty kind.
me: The gel kind is gross.
me: It's kind of a big deal for me.
me: Like, if the paste kind is all gone and I have to use the gel kind, it's....awful. Just...awful.
hhmomd: We can have separate toothpastes*, Kim.
me: Yeah, that might be good.
*Turns out he doesn't like people squeezing the tube in the middle! As if there's another way to do it.