Sillyness

One of the reasons I love hanging out with my family is because they are so wonderfully goofy, which is quite perfect for me. Here are a few conversations that occurred in the Raynor family last week:

Mom: Guys, look at that dog food! That looks really good!
(Silence)
Brian: Mom, you know you're not supposed to eat that, right? I mean, it's just for dogs.
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Brian: Did you know that your skin weighs 10-11 pounds?
Me: Did you know that the human brain is made up of 80% raisins?
Dad: What kind?
Me: California.
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Mom: Well, at least we still have our pants on.
Me: They should put that on the license plates here. "Florida: the water tastes like fish but at least we still have our pants on."
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Michelle (about her pet hamster): It keeps pooping on me!
Me: That means he likes you.
Mom: Wow. He must really like you.
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