Friday, January 16, 2009

Have I ever mentioned I'm not really a morning person?

Alarm Clock: beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep

Me: What is wrong with you? Are you retarded? Don’t make that kind of noise while I’m sleeping!

AC: beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep

Me: It’s cute that you’re still doing that. You think just because you make a noise I’m going to jump up out of my bed? You think you can tell me what to do?

AC: beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep

Me: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!

AC: beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep . . . beep

Me: I hate you and I wish you would die.

--------Twenty minutes later------------

Me, stomping off toward the shower: Now I’m gonna be late for work! Thanks for nothing. Stupid clock.

AC: Sad whimper

2 comments:

Karen said...

It doesn't really concern me that you aren't a morning person. But it does concern me that you have conversations out loud with your alarm clock and that you actually hit it hard enough to make it whimper. Maybe you need anger management classes?

Kim Raynor said...

Hang on, am I the only one who does that?