And happy Friday to you, too.

I had a hard time concentrating at work today. Well, because it's Friday. And maybe this had something to do with it:

Did you count 'em? Four, baby. And that was just before 3:30.
This afternoon on my way boring conference call, I was a bit distracted and not-paying-attentionish. And so I had a little lookie at the Internet. Specifically, a hilarious blog.
And that's where I read the words, "raging case of B.O. from a three mile jaunt in a monkey suit."
Honestly, I tried to hit Mute on my phone but I can never remember where the darn button is.
And that's why the other three people on the call heard a huge guffaw and wheezing that I tried to pass off as a coughing fit until I located Mute.
That'll teach 'em to invite me to a conference call on a Friday afternoon. Sheesh.