Monday, February 23, 2009

The highlight of his Sabbath.

Yesterday I offered the opening prayer in Sacrament meeting. While walking back to my pew, I saw my roommate grinning at me. So I did what anyone else would do in that most sacred environment: I pulled a seductive kissy face and winked alluringly at her.

Unbeknownst to me, the guy sitting in front of my roommate was also smiling at me. And he was somewhat alarmed that, in response to his innocent smile, I practically threw my virtue at him. In church.

I’m just glad I didn’t mouth, “You know you want this, baby.”

Because that would've been somewhat awkward.

6 comments:

Karen said...

Yowsa! Who was it?!?!?

Kim Raynor said...

That's the funny part: I have no clue. I think he may have been new in the ward.

How's that for a welcome?

Dale Kemp said...

Do you go to a singles ward?

I'll bet you made his whole day.

Kristen said...

I'm sorry I missed that! I must have been too focused on listening to the talks :)

UZI said...

Oh my gosh, that would have been AWESOME!! Wait, unless it was BN, then he'd just want to look at your boobs!

Brooke said...

BN hearts boobs! I wish you would have given me that look... next time. Next time.