Why don't you go paper jam yourself?

You know how you can handle some days better than others?

Well, all I'm saying is this little cretin is about to find itself in a world of hurt.

Seriously. One more "No cartridge found" and it's sayonara fax machine. And, to be clear, when I send a fax, "fax" is not the only f-word I'm thinking, if ya know what I mean.