My parents live just a stone's throw from one of the major headquarters of the Klu Klux Klan.
Isn't that horrible?
Mostly because everything the KKK stands for is repugnant and obscene.
And also because you want your parents to live near something awesome like Six Flags so every time you visit them you can go on a roller coaster or get some cotton candy or something. You know what you can do at the KKK headquarters? Nothing.
Next time my parents move, they should find a cooler thing to live near. Something with roller coasters.