So, it's my birthday again. And I had a post all ready about how I'm getting old, and how this birthday is one I've been dreading for a while, and then I was going to link this song and talk about how I'm pretty much elderly and decrepit now and I'm probably going to die alone.
But then perspective came along and I realized I'm young and hot and awesome.
At least that's what I thought until I examined the receipt after I bought some dry ice the other day.
Oh hell no you did not just age verification bypass me.