Have I ever mentioned I love when people paraphrase scripture using modern-day language?
This recent gem tickled my funny bone.
Actual scriptural text:
And I beheld that [the fruit] was most sweet, above all that I ever before tasted. (1 Nephi 8:11)
As quoted over the pulpit:
And Lehi said, "Golly! This fruit is yummy!" (member of bishopric)