Which character?
Is it Michael, the impetuous idiot who needs a lot of attention?
Karen, the sexy but totally fun and cool girl?
Andy, the toady anger-management case?
No, no, no, no, no, my friends.
Is that not awesome? I mean, this is not the most flattering comparison I've ever been involved in but I just can't be offended because it's like the most awesome thing I've ever heard. I can't stop using the word "awesome" because that is the only way to describe how I feel about being compared to Kevin Malone, the man who once said, "I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I've ever wanted." I am overcome with awesome.
And now, my very favorite Kevin moment ever.
3 comments:
How flattering!
So what's wrong with wanting to lay around on the beach eating hot dogs? I could do that all day long.
This world would be a better place if we were all a little more Kevin.
Hot dog vendors would rejoice.
Beach umbrella companies would stop furloughing employees just before the holidays.
Textile mills would run 3 shifts a day to keep up on towel orders.
Don't even get me started on the effect this would have on the Mom and Pop Adirondack chair manufacturers.
The Kevin Malones of this world could save our economy.
You have an awesome friend.
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