I guess they're in season

I went to Steinmart last night to buy something for my grandmother's birthday. I've seen old people milling around that store before and I expected it to be a good place for grandma-ish stuff. What I didn't expect was how pear-y it was in there. (Sorry for the poor picture quality; I only had my phone with me.)

Bowls of pears . . .

and tubes of pears,

special drawers for your pears,



pears on trays,



even pears in a punch bowl.



Look at these nice pea . . . . what? What is that? Get the hell out, lemon! This is a pear-only area!

I'm surprised the pear-holding capabilities of this tray were overlooked.

Steinmart, I'm a little disappointed.