Sandy: "Hey, I was thinking about hermaphrodites today."
Me: "Best. Conversation. Starter. Ever?"
Sandy: "Huuh, yeeeeaah."
Later in the conversation she offered to send me a picture of her uterus.
I declined.
Monday, November 9, 2009
This girl is bananas.
My little sister called me the other day.
Sandy: "Hey, I was thinking about hermaphrodites today."
Me: "Best. Conversation. Starter. Ever?"
Sandy: "Huuh, yeeeeaah."
Later in the conversation she offered to send me a picture of her uterus.
I declined.
Sandy: "Hey, I was thinking about hermaphrodites today."
Me: "Best. Conversation. Starter. Ever?"
Sandy: "Huuh, yeeeeaah."
Later in the conversation she offered to send me a picture of her uterus.
I declined.
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So, apparently, the new PC term for hermaphrodites is "intersexed."
We were having a conversation at work about Lady Gaga being a hermie, as everyone usually does, and my coworker Charlie told us we were ignorant and offensive. This led to lots of inappropriate Google searches.
I think we could probably justify it since we work in the mental health field.
Your parents must be so proud. And Thanksgiving, wahoo! I'm so not being sarcastic. Could you please post a how to on how to produce such funny, clever, and entertaining kids?
So wait, is Lady Gaga a hermie?
You're such a punk! I just told a friend from church to start reading your blog and, of course, the first post is about my uterus. Awesome. Oh and sorry Charlie, that was too easy.
I think I've used that conversation starter before.
I. have. no. words.
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