Twilight: Bella, an angsty teen, likes a boy but knows there's something strange about him. She finds out he is a vampire. They commence making out. The End.
New Moon: Bella, an angsty teen, likes a boy but knows there's something strange about him. She finds out he is a werewolf. Then she goes off to find a vampire to make out with. The End. (Oooh, burn, Jacob!)
My favorite scene:
Bella: I'm really, really sad.
Jacob: Would it help if I took off my shirt?
Bella: No. Well, maybe a little.
Kim: HELLS YEAH!
A creepy similarity:
Aro, the head of the Volturi, reminded me of the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was freaking me out the whole 6 minutes of the movie that wasn't about how Bella was really sad.
This guy gave me childhood nightmares.
Why the people sitting next to me were shooting dirty looks my way:
On-screen, Edward disrobes.
Audience: Swoon
Kim: Holy crap! What is wrong with his nipple? Karen, do you see that?
Karen, crying with restrained laughter, is unable to comment.
Also:
Rawr.
On-screen, Edward disrobes.
Audience: Swoon
Kim: Holy crap! What is wrong with his nipple? Karen, do you see that?
Karen, crying with restrained laughter, is unable to comment.
Also:
Rawr.
11 comments:
Is this book/movie series Mormon porno? I just don't get it.
here comes a validation...i forwarded today's post to my sister. you are too funny! can't wait to see it!
Kim,
I completely agree with you on ALL of that-and ESPECIALLY about the nipple!! It was so messed up-Total deal-breaker. Hello-why didnt they use photo-shop? Glad you came last night!
OK - totally agreee about Edward's nipple - I said the same thing!
I won't be seeing it for a couple of weeks. I figure that it might be more safe for me to go at that point, without being killed when I laugh.
And I love Anonymous' comment. I totally thought Jacob stepped out of The Book of Mormon in the last movie.
Hey, maybe you can send me a picture of you in your SNuggie, kissing Jacob!!
I've been making fun of people who are in love with this movie/book series.
I'm so glad that I don't have to make fun of you too. I would have been obligated to do so.
KIM!! I love you!! :)
oops... this is not Kristofer... it's me Corri
So Batch and I are reading this post and he can't stop laughing. He is shaking the couch.
Totally loved your post when I first read it, and then I just saw the movie yesterday and now I love your post even more. What was up with his nipple???
well, and they could have at least waxed his chest. What respectable vampire doesn't wax?! Or have vampirey smooth skin!?
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