A quick recap:
Twilight: Bella, an angsty teen, likes a boy but knows there's something strange about him. She finds out he is a vampire. They commence making out. The End.
New Moon: Bella, an angsty teen, likes a boy but knows there's something strange about him. She finds out he is a werewolf. Then she goes off to find a vampire to make out with. The End. (Oooh, burn, Jacob!)
My favorite scene:
Bella: I'm really, really sad.
Jacob: Would it help if I took off my shirt?
Bella: No. Well, maybe a little.
Kim: HELLS YEAH!
A creepy similarity:
Aro, the head of the Volturi, reminded me of the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was freaking me out the whole 6 minutes of the movie that wasn't about how Bella was really sad.