Last night I dreamed about doughnuts. Chocolate-frosted doughnuts. I've been craving chocolate-frosted doughnuts all morning.
But . . . disgusted, guttural noise . . . today is the first day of my junk food purge. So I can't indulge this craving for . . . another disgusted noise . . . sixty freakin' days! Because somehow I got it in my head that, for two months, I should eschew from my diet anything that makes life worth living.
If I can't hold out for one day, I will be seriously displeased.
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I have been gorging on sweets. No joke. In fact, I'm going to go and grab a piece of cake out of t he fridge. Nanny, nanny, boo, boo.
I'm weeping Kristina.
Weeping.
You can do it! I believe in you! Seriously.
Life's WAY too short to not eat doughnuts.
FYI... my captcha "etabl"
coincedence? I think not.
Dunfords only have like 10 cals and like no fat. I'm just saying. Go nuts!
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