Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Mom and Dad, please don't read this post, ok? Thanks! Love, Kim

I read an article today about the effects cuddling and kissing have on stress. Apparently, closeness reduces the levels of stress hormones in the body, improves your mood, lowers your blood pressure, and can actually make you live longer. (Read the whole article here.)

Where am I going with this?

Well, just that a lot of people have been stressed lately, you know, the economy and all and, uh, I just thought . . . well, if any of you guys needed to calm down a little, you know, I, um, I'd like to help out and, uh, I'm not really doing anything tonight, so . . .




Hang on. Did I just booty-call the Internet?

4 comments:

Lindsey said...

ummm - yes - in answer to your question!

Karen said...

DIRTY!!!! But in the best possible way. Booty-call to the entire internet? That's a new technique. Let me know how it works out!

Dale Kemp said...

It might calm you down but an offer like that is likely to raise hormone levels(Testosterone and Adrenaline)with the guy.

;-)

Beerman said...

Of Course, once again I lag behind in reading and miss an option....

this just adds to the stress I already had.