I read an article today about the effects cuddling and kissing have on stress. Apparently, closeness reduces the levels of stress hormones in the body, improves your mood, lowers your blood pressure, and can actually make you live longer. (Read the whole article here.)
Where am I going with this?
Well, just that a lot of people have been stressed lately, you know, the economy and all and, uh, I just thought . . . well, if any of you guys needed to calm down a little, you know, I, um, I'd like to help out and, uh, I'm not really doing anything tonight, so . . .
Hang on. Did I just booty-call the Internet?