Monday, March 9, 2009

Pretty Boys

My friend tried to set me up with a guy recently. One of those pretty boys.

Yeah. That's not happening. I can imagine the kind of arguments we'd have.

Pretty Boy: Hey, if I can spend 25 minutes on my hair every morning, the least you can do is comb yours every once in a while.

Me: If you have 25 minutes to spare every morning, why haven't you been bringing me French Toast on a regular basis? Hmm? Hmm?

You see why this relationship wouldn't work.

6 comments:

UZI said...

oh my gosh you are hilarious! And yes, that would be my exact thought as well! :)
Pretty boys are for fags! literally

Brittany said...

I love the way you think Kim.

Celestial Soldier said...

Well when would I do my hair then?

Dale Kemp said...

That is why I am a firm believer in short hair.

It leaves me time to deliver french toast door to door of course.

Kim Raynor said...

You are so attractive right now.

Celestial Soldier said...

You hear that... door to door. Sounds like a player to me...