My friend tried to set me up with a guy recently. One of those pretty boys.
Yeah. That's not happening. I can imagine the kind of arguments we'd have.
Pretty Boy: Hey, if I can spend 25 minutes on my hair every morning, the least you can do is comb yours every once in a while.
Me: If you have 25 minutes to spare every morning, why haven't you been bringing me French Toast on a regular basis? Hmm? Hmm?
You see why this relationship wouldn't work.