Huntsman, did you get that letter I sent about HB31? 'Cause I wasn't kidding.
Today I wrote a letter to Wrigley--you know, the gum people--because I have an idea. I love Orbit gum and I really like it in the Big-E-Paks. You've seen these, yeah? They're awesome. They have 60 pieces in a little sturdy container you can put just about anywhere. Well, anywhere you'd like fresh breath! *cue cheesy smile*
This is the kind I like:
Well, those containers are great . . . until you run out of gum because you have to throw away that handy case. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Wrigley sold a refill bag so you could reuse the container? Right? Because the containers wouldn't go to waste! Well, that's the point I tried to make to Wrigley in my fan-tastic letter today.
And I made sure to include my full address in case they wanted to reward my thinking skills with a couple bags of gum. And I may have hinted that I might mention how great their gum is to the forty-some-odd people hittin' up my blog every day. And, hey, you guys could all write Wrigley and tell them what a good idea this is. And tell them to send me some free gum. Governor, you could send me some free stuff too if you'd like. Like a pen or something?
Guys! Buy Wrigley gum! It's life-changing! In a good way!