I don't really know what recycling is, but I do know what bicycling is.

I love to compost.

I don't actually have a home garden, though, so composting doesn't make a whole lotta sense for me. (But seriously, when I throw vegetable peelings and egg shells into the trash my soul is wracked with eternal torment.)

So I collect all my kitchen scraps in a bowl and then take it over to the neighbor's house in the middle of the night and dump it into their compost pile.


I have permission from the neighbors to do so.


So I could probably just bring it over during the day.


But I like to do it late at night.


Because I like being sneaky.


And sometimes I make my roommate Gretchen come with me.


Because I am a little bit afraid of the dark.



And monsters.





The end.