Monday, October 17, 2011

These are the important conversations you have to have when merging two lives, by the way.

me: So do you like toothpaste-paste or toothpaste-gel?

hot hot man of my dreams: Uh, what?

me: Like do you like the kind that's see-through jelly-type gel? Or the kind that's the thick pasty stuff?

hhmomd: I don't know. I use whatever. I couldn't tell you for sure. 

me: Oh....because I only use the pasty kind.

hhmomd: Ok.

me: The gel kind is gross.

hhmomd: Ok.

me: It's kind of a big deal for me.

hhmomd: Ok.

me: Like, if the paste kind is all gone and I have to use the gel kind, it's....awful. Just...awful.

hhmomd: We can have separate toothpastes*, Kim.

me: Yeah, that might be good.

*Turns out he doesn't like people squeezing the tube in the middle! As if there's another way to do it.


Becca's Blog said...

Haaaaaa Kim I'm so glad you're having these super important conversations now...I think it will make married life much easier! You'd better talk about which way you like the toilet paper roll to roll...over or under...that is WAY important too.

KeKe said...

Kim, please do not think me creepy in anyway that I found your blog (actually through Archie's blog, which I do not think he knows that I know he has a blog...). But I find you utterly charming and hysterical and refreshing. Holy hannah, you make me laugh! Seriously, I miss you and Archie so much. (Zach totally agrees). I look forward to feeding more into your "sick dependence on attention" because you definitely deserve it. And cannot wait for you to be my sister-in-law because you are literally one of my absolute favorite people ever!! (NO JOKE)

KeKe said...

ps, this is Katie by the way, not "KeKe" as in "Becky" (which I find odd because my name in Hawaiian is KeKE...)