Friday, February 12, 2010

I've already contacted the U.S. Patent Office.

You know what's fun?
Dancing around to Usher while getting ready in the morning.

You know what's hilarious?
When you trip (because you're so damn graceful) and crash into your vanity and hit your flat iron and it falls to the floor and lands on your foot and scorches a hole in the slippers you were (thankfully!) wearing.


So my next great idea: fireproof slippers! Totally brill. They would also be very useful if your house was suddenly surrounded by a great deal of lava or hot coals or something.

3 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Yes, I definitely think that is the key to all your problems.

Celestial Soldier said...

If you google "fireproof slippers" your blog comes up 3rd in the search results.

Lauren said...

If only I could tell you how many times that exact thing has happened to me...