Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Things I Do Not Get

The whole peanut butter & chocolate thing.

This flavor combo is completely nauseating to me. Why is it in all the food these days? Of all the flavor combination this one seems to be the pushiest. It's all over everything!

It's like the chocolate people said to the peanut better people, "We are both delicious on our own. Perhaps we should join forces and become nigh unstoppable! We'll get in the cookies! And then we'll get in the ice-cream! And we'll get in some cupcakes! And we'll get all up in the candy aisle! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON, D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!"




Calm down, choco/peanut man.

And get your flavor out of my face.

7 comments:

Alanna said...

I'm sorry, Kim, but you are dead wrong here. Chocolate + Peanut butter = heaven on earth. I'm sorry you can't see that.

Having said that, though, I will say that I'm pretty particular about HOW these two should be mixed. The best is at Coldstone when you have their wonderful chocolate ice cream mixed with swirls of pb. Bliss. I'm not a fan of peanut butter cup in vanilla ice cream because that's just silly-- too much vanilla, not enough chocolate, and the chocolate you're getting is all hard because it's frozen. What a waste!

Go to Coldstone RIGHT NOW and try it, though. You'll see what I mean!

Sherrie said...

your friend Alanna is very wise...

Anonymous said...

This coming from someone who eats pickles with peanut butter?

Kristina P. said...

This might be a non-negotiable for our relationship. It breaks my heart. How do you feel about The Hoff?

Celestial Soldier said...

I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Kim said...

You guys are all crazy.

Lauren said...

I agree with everyone except you Kim. I cannot believe you feel this way...
It hurts my heart...