Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I've forgotten how to write a blog post.

I wish I had a really fun and exciting excuse for why I haven't been around lately like I've been in Bermuda having a passionate love affair with Aaron Eckhart or something but the truth is I've just been a little bit tired.

And my excuse for being tired is that I've been going to work stupid early lately which is ridiculous because I used to go to work stupid early every single day and that was when I was working two jobs and going to school and plus I had a gentleman friend back then which meant lots of late-night phone calls consisting mostly of “No, I miss you more,” and so I think my point is that I have no excuse to be tired or something. I'm not sure. I kind of zoned out during those last few sentences. Also, I have another point and that is called No One Cares If You're Tired, By The Way. Is it just me or does it seem like every other status on Facebook is something like “OMG! I'm sooooooo freaking exhausted!! When is naptime? LOL!” And I'm thinking, dude, welcome to adulthood because everybody is tired. If you have a career or a kid or are a productive member of society at all, chances are you're tired at least most of the time so get over it. Don't you love that I started this paragraph telling you how tired I am and ended telling you how much I hate when people complain that they're tired. But I think one of the signs of fatigue is diminished rational thought. And general crankiness.

“General Crankiness.”  *salute*

Also, you know that Foreigner song I Want To Know What Love Is? Oh my gosh, does that song not speak to the very depths of your soul?

So . . . this was maybe not a great day to start blogging again. 


Kristina P. said...

I love that picture. I've forgot how to blog as well. I'm sure it's caused a lot of angst for my readers.

Amie said...

I love that song! Wynonna did an awesome cover of it - SO amazing. As for the tired thing...it's your age. I swear I used to be able to run off of 4 hours of sleep a night for weeks on end. Now, I've become an old lady and can barely function on anything less than 7.

)en said...

Wow, i loved this. Thanks, Kim. I feel the same way about. My blog is stale city USA these days, and now I know why. I totally laughed at your FB status. "When is naptime? LOL!" HAhahaha... still just as funny. you inspire me. Thanks again.

)en said...

what the--"I feel the same way about." -- what was that?? I guess we'll never know what i felt the same way about. I am kind of liking ending sentences prematurely. I think I'm.

Kim said...

Oh Jen, your comments are always my favorite.