Friday, August 28, 2009

This would be a good time to bring back the word "grody."

This is what I look like normally:


This is abnormal:


Let's review . . .

Normal:


Abnormal (also, gross):

I keep forgetting about being all conjunctivy and then I look in the mirror and I'm all, "HOLY CRAP, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?!"

(Also, can you believe I just posted such unattractive, i.e. nasty, pictures of my swollen face on the World Wide Web? Neither can I. Seriously, it's like I'm trying to repel men or something.)

4 comments:

Dale Kemp said...

How funny. I haven't heard the word grody in at least a decade.

If he can't love you when you have pink eye then he can't love you when you have real problems.

You might be chasing away men but they're probably shallow men anyway.

Anonymous said...

I love eye boogers.

Kristina P. said...

Don't kids who pick their noses on the play ground get pink eye?

Kristen said...

I got the pinkeye recently too. Remind me to not go near you anytime soon :)