This is what I look like normally:
This is abnormal:
Let's review . . .
Normal:
I keep forgetting about being all conjunctivy and then I look in the mirror and I'm all, "HOLY CRAP, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE?!"Normal:
(Also, can you believe I just posted such unattractive, i.e. nasty, pictures of my swollen face on the World Wide Web? Neither can I. Seriously, it's like I'm trying to repel men or something.)
4 comments:
How funny. I haven't heard the word grody in at least a decade.
If he can't love you when you have pink eye then he can't love you when you have real problems.
You might be chasing away men but they're probably shallow men anyway.
I love eye boogers.
Don't kids who pick their noses on the play ground get pink eye?
I got the pinkeye recently too. Remind me to not go near you anytime soon :)
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