Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Do you ever walk into a conversation and the very first thing you hear is utterly incomprehensible? Well, I thought I’d recreate that feeling electronically. These are all actual quotes from conversations I had today but I’m not providing any explanation or context.

“There’s a man out there with a rake.”

“If I’m driving for 30 minutes while I’m sleeping, does it matter if I have a seizure?”

“I sprinkled it on my butt.”


Anonymous said...

I sprinkled it on my butt...

I can't tell you how many times I ran into that one, being in the Navy and all... Being on Deployment makes even the burliest of Sailors try "new" things, for the sake of entertainment... And end up in Medical.

Scott Booker said...

"I sprinkled a mans butt who was holding a rake while driving. It make me so sleepy that I had a seizure."

Tell anyone and I will have to hunt you down!! :)