Tuesday, April 21, 2009

"You Look Tired"

Some idiot says this to me today: "Geez, Kim, you look so tired!"


"Thanks! Hey, your ass looks especially huge today. Nice 'n saggy, too!"

No, I didn't say that. I just thought it.

What I said was, "Oh really? You look like someone who's about to get punched in the head."

IT'S OFFICIAL, FOLKS. I just don't care anymore.


Kristina P. said...

Oh, how I wish you had said that.

Karen said...

I saw you when I left, you didn't look tired! And you hadn't even had a DDP yet. That person is crazy.

Mom said...

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth???

Oh, wait, that's me...

Mel said...

Someone said the same thing to me on Sunday and I wanted to slap him...but he was probably 40 years my elder and was probably trying to be sympathetic considering the fact that my three children had just been rambunctious and disruptive during sacrament meeting.

Telling someone they look tired is never a compliment or sympathetic. It just means "you look bad."