Thursday, November 20, 2008

Best Shopping Trip Ever

I was at Wal-Mart* tonight and I was flat-out ring-checked in the cleaning aisle. Guys, I haven't been ring-checked in ages. I started giggling when I saw what he was doing and grinned the rest of my shopping trip. And then later in the frozen food section I got a full up-and-down check-out by a guy examining the selection of Popsicles. And in the baking aisle, an obliging young gentleman got a box of cornstarch off the top shelf for me and then winked at me as he handed it over.

I called my roommate on the way home and said, "Uh, in case you were wondering, I've totally still got it goin' on."

*Okay, before you start lecturing me on "evil empires" and "impact on the local economy" and "sprawl" just remember it was for my non-profit school that helps little children learn to read and stuff and can't afford to pay its incredible teachers enough anyway, so just chill.


Amy Brinton said...

Nobody expects you to have "lost it" by age 24, crazy! You're just in time warp Utah where people get married unusually young.

Kim said...

Yeah, I've heard about these people who, get this, marry at age nineteen! Umm, crazy.

Amy Brinton said...

P.S. What in the world were you wearing?