Monday, February 16, 2009

Probably the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to me in Albertson's.

I bumped into a friend at the grocery store today. We had been chatting in the produce section for a few minutes when he took a step back, looked at my butt (Yeah, you read that correctly. He full-on looked at my butt!), and said:

(Are you ready for this?)

"Girl, you shore know how to fill out a pair a' jeans."


I don't . . . I have . . . no words . . . What do you say to that?

I did my famous I'm-nervous-and-have-no-idea-how-to-respond laugh and finally managed a "Gee, thanks."

So, in case you were wondering, I can fill out a pair of jeans.

Wait. That was a compliment, right? Wasn't it? WASN'T IT??

Geez, now I've got a complex about my butt. That's really all I need.

1 comment:

Dale said...

Speaking from the perspective of a guy I think I can say that it's a compliment. LOL, but a very forward compliment at that.