Friday, February 20, 2009

Way to waste time on a dateless Friday night. And to giggle yourself silly.

Q1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Kim needs to take off the gloves.

Q2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Kim looks like an adult-sized Cupid of an indiscernible gender.

Q3: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
Kim says, "You can't put your arms around a memory."

Q4: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Kim wants nuclear-free peninsula.
Q5:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Kim does not know the rules.

Q6: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Kim hates the Biggie Biopic.

Q7: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
Kim asks the right question.

Q8: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Kim likes beautiful revolutionaries.

Q9: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Kim eats microwave oven.

Q10: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
Kim wears short shorts.
Q11: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Kim was arrested for public intoxication.

Q12: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Kim loves vintage costume jewelry.

P.S. Only some of these are true.


Lesa said...

Kim I love reading your blog! You always make me laugh and give me something interesting to read!

Anonymous said...

You were not dateless! We had dinner and then you entertained us with hilarious stories from elementary school! It's a date even if it's just with your best girl friends.

Corrine said...

hehe... I tried a couple with my name but it doesnt work. it keeps saying "did you mean corinne..." and that just isnt my name. love ya!

)en said...

Kim, i am a random blalker and I am now making myself known. i have to tell you i am a bit of a blog snob and rare is it that i find a good, decent, totally funny blog such as yours. And I think we might be blog soul friends. Anyway, hi, I'm Jen, and I busted up at: "what about drunk dogs?"

please don't be too creeped out. a little is ok. i would not blame you.