Yeah. That's not happening. I can imagine the kind of arguments we'd have.
Pretty Boy: Hey, if I can spend 25 minutes on my hair every morning, the least you can do is comb yours every once in a while.
Me: If you have 25 minutes to spare every morning, why haven't you been bringing me French Toast on a regular basis? Hmm? Hmm?
You see why this relationship wouldn't work.
6 comments:
oh my gosh you are hilarious! And yes, that would be my exact thought as well! :)
Pretty boys are for fags! literally
I love the way you think Kim.
Well when would I do my hair then?
That is why I am a firm believer in short hair.
It leaves me time to deliver french toast door to door of course.
You are so attractive right now.
You hear that... door to door. Sounds like a player to me...
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