I'm thinking of buying new bedding.
If I buy new bedding, I'll have to buy new sheets.
And if I buy new sheets, I'll have to get new curtains.
And if I get new curtains I'll have to repaint the walls.
And if I repaint the walls, I'll have to move all my stuff downstairs.
And if I have to move all my stuff downstairs, I'll need some big strong guys to help me.
And if I get help from big strong guys, I'll need to show my appreciation by having them over for dinner.
And if I have them over for dinner, I'll have to cook something amazing.
And I just don't feel like cooking right now.