How on earth does our garbage can fill up so quickly? What phenomenon is at fault for the constant overflowance (a word? not a word?) of trash?
Are there people sneaking into the house and unloading their refuse on us? Are my roommates digging a tunnel out of the house and concealing the dirt in the kitchen garbage*?
The world may never know.
*I wouldn't put it past 'em. Buncha weirdos.