I distrust men who use excessive exclamation marks.
In other news, my boss asked me today if Mormons like baked potatoes. I told her the Church is still on the fence about the issue.
In other other news, someone asked me if I knew what the brachial plexus is and I asked if that was "some kinda dinosaur." P.S. It's not.
In still other news, dude, my mom is so freakin' cute.