Sometimes I wish my blog was anonymous so I could share some of my secrets here and not be embarrassed when I bumped into people who read my blog. Secrets I would never tell people in real life. Things like:
You know those headbands with the big giant flowers that people put on their baby girls? I think they look really stupid. Really really stupid. And I feel kinda bad because everyone puts them on their kids and everyone else thinks, "Aw! How cute!" and I think, "That baby looks stupid."
I have a friend who is just a darling. Super sweet and never has anything negative to say and is simply a wonderful person. And sometimes I just want to punch her just a little. Right in the face.
I think pretension is one of the most annoying qualities in people and I fear I'm really pretentious sometimes.
I judge people who are bad parents. I know I don't have any kids and so people say, "Well, you can't make any judgements until you do," but I know a helluva lot about child development and developmentally appropriate practice and therefore I will judge. you. all. BWWAH-HA-HA!
I watch smutty Lifetime movies. And I'm horribly ashamed of it.
Yes, these are all things I would never tell people.