Construction Guy #1: We need to do some work on a 3-foot patch of road.
Construction Guy #2: Okay. First step is to block off traffic for a mile in each direction.
#1: Really? One mile?
#2: Oh, you're right. Better make it two.
#1: That's more like it. And just one lane?
#2: Hells bells*, no! All but one.
Three months after road work is complete . . .
#2: Hey, did we ever send someone out to pick up those cones?
#1: Idk. Prolly.*
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*I'm convinced construction workers talk like this.
3 comments:
Good call.
What I love best about your blog title is the description..what were you doing before '98 that wasnt classy? :)
Junior High.
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