Some idiot says this to me today: "Geez, Kim, you look so tired!"
"Thanks! Hey, your ass looks especially huge today. Nice 'n saggy, too!"
No, I didn't say that. I just thought it.
What I said was, "Oh really? You look like someone who's about to get punched in the head."
IT'S OFFICIAL, FOLKS. I just don't care anymore.