Tuesday, April 14, 2009

'Sup, Doc?

I had my annual physical recently. Turns out my cholesterol has gone down a few points which is surprising considering my regular diet of lard and chalupas. Blood pressure's gone up a tad, although this might be stemming from the fact I've taken to injecting caffeine directly in my eyeballs.

3 comments:

)en said...

brahaha--lard. This is a word that always makes things funnier, kind of like "midget." I'm sorry but it's true.

Dale said...

I prefer to inject caffeine between my toes but I had never considered eyeballs before. I'll bet it gets to the brain faster that way.

Kim said...

Hells yeah, it does.