I met a woman the other day and within ten minutes of being introduced I had:
1. suggested she have a cage-fight with another girl and
2. told her about that time I went cow-tipping on a date and ended up making out with the guy in the back of his truck.
Basically, I don't know where the "appropriate conversation topic" line is. Oh, Miss Manners, what you must think of me! (Guys, I love Miss Manners. Perhaps a little too much. Actually, not "perhaps." Really, too much.)